When you were little, you got scolded for picking the cereal out of your Lucky Charms and just eating the marshmallows. Now is your time to live that horrible, horrible dream of your childhood. Pick up 8 pounds of cereal marshmallows and bury your stupid fucking face in there and eat until you die or someone from the Food Network gives you a cooking show.
Kids, I know we haven’t eaten dinner in five months… but I’ve been saving up for something really fun. Disney? Ha! No, not Disney! Something even better.
Give up?
It’s a Windows game called Family Fun And Learning and it was only $583.60.
Why are you crying? It comes with Animal Fun, AND Kid Pack, AND Fun Pack. It’s a 3-in-1 Value Pack.
“Those shorts are a little too short, Wyatt.”
“No they’re not, they’re fabulous.”
“That’s gay.”
“Gay guys have mad style.”
“Touché.”
Uncle Dolan why
My childhood is officially dead.
